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One Happy Family

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A Lion, a Spotted Hyena, and their adopted human Son.

Amri: "ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!!"
Kid: "Rraaaaaaa!"
Amri: "RROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRR!!"
Kid: "Raaaaa! Raaaaaaaa!"
Amri: "HA HA HA! RROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRR!!"
Kid:"GGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Amri: "HA HA! That's my boy! ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!! Will make you a king yet!"
Kid: "Grrrr Raaaaaa! Raaaaa! Raaaaaaaa!"
Sauda: "Geez . . Will you SHUT UP?! You're making a scene! And stop teaching Rahdi bad habbits!
Amri: "Oh c'mon, Sauda. The kids got to learn to be a king. And since when is his name Rahdi? I thought we agreed on Simba?"
Sauda: "You agreed, I didn't. Simba is so friggin' cliche! do you want him to get picked on by the other kids?
Amri: "Rahdi is worse!"
Sauda: "No it Isn't."
Amri: "Yes it is. We are not naming him Rahdi."
Sauda: "That was my fathers name!"
Amri: "Not Rahdi."
Sauda: "FINE! But not Simba!"
Amri: "Okay, how bout my Great Grandfathers name, Mustafa? Or Grandpa's, Mufasa?"
Sauda: "Hell no on both! Overused and unoriginal."
Amri: "What? B-But . . ."
Sauda: "No! He needs a nice, pretty name. How does Musa sound?"
Amri: "Sounds like sissy name. No."
Sauda: "Uh . . . Kivuli?"
Amri: "No. Sounds sinister . . . and sissy. Next."
Sauda: "(Takes one to know one you . . ) How bout my brothers name, Kwanza?"
Amri: "Never . . Never . . "
Sauda: " . . You're right . . . Sifu? No that's stupid."
Amri: "I know! How bout Obama?!"
Sauda: "OH %&$*ING HELL NO!!! I'd rather he be named Shenzi, after my Grandmother before we name him that!"
Amri: "Shenzi . . That's a cool name. I like it. Can it be used for boys as well?"
Sauda: "What? We are not naming him that!"
Amri: "But you said . . ."
Sauda: "SHENZI IS SWAHILI FOR "BLOODY IDIOT" YOU FREAKING IDIOT!"
(The dysfunctional couple continues to bicker)
Kid: "Shen-Zeeee! Shen-Zeee! Raaaaaah! Raaaaa! RAAAAAAAA!!"

A traditional sketch with a few digital touch ups. Color it later.

Work©GrandMasterFDC AKA Forrest Crocker
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Shenzi is Swahili for uncouth or barbaric.